Youve got a brand new MacBook? Perfect. Nows the time for you to completely ruin its battery, to ensure it only lasts for minutes when youre out and about. I mean, whats the point in your laptop being portable? As far as Im concerned, none. Thats why weve put together a handy guide outlining everything you should do to mess up your MacBooks battery as quickly as possible. And yes, you are very welcome. Keep all your apps running all of the time Answer me this: whats the fastest way to open that bit of software you sometimes need? You…

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